Happy Halloween Satan

"Most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference."

-Pat Robertson

Bustin Out

Time to bust out a pair of outdated jeans for Halloween, I'm reaching for a pair of skinnys.

Hang Time

Exposure to stellar weather has left me lost rather than flush with the salvation I dreamt of while conquering the summer. Anybody can lace up their shoes or throw a leg over a bike when the weather is perfect. I need a new obstacle; too bad the spider webs are gone.