Monday, November 2, 2009

Burnt at the Stake

The cave I live in is so small that few people outside of it understand the humor of slipping on a pair of skinny jeans. I was held on trail Friday and Saturday night at two different parties. One in 15 jurist knew my Halloween costume was a parody of poser bike messengers who litter coffee shops of the US. One juror asked if I was a lumberjack and the rest cried witch. What is wrong with these people? Ok judge, light the fire and get it over with, my skinny jeans are starting to itch.


1 comment:

  1. Those in the know, got it. Those not in the know, well they never do.

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